The Brandon Effect MEME's - Food Fails - Bad Product Names From Around The World

My Favorite From here in Czech Republic

Also sold here in Czech Republic

Creampie or Creamed Colon,.....

And here's the Cream Collon next to the Gooks..  I mean Gookies.... I mean uhh

Cock De Asses - Everyone loves the Assess

Bimbo Loaf - Bread

Extra Grande Bimbo

Bum Bum Cake

Shitto Mild Peppers

Plop goes the poop

Plop Goes the Chocolate Log

Get yourself some AIDS... i mean Ayds

Haven't washed your ass in a while?.. you should have some cheese crack by now...

Load of Crap

The Asians with the face masks must love to get some SARS

These must be scottish....  Mini Dick Man!

I'm not sure if this might be the intalian version.... 

Have a...

wash it down with an ice cold...

Macaroni Cocks or cock flavoured macaroni... i dont know.... sounds like an STD

Di Pasta Faglia... Fagottini...    Go STRAIGHT to your nearest snack shop!

Recycle now!

They weren't born that way... it happens from the daily supplement of HOMO Milk

LOL....   what a concept.. a white american.. haha
( and it's from " Hardings " )

The news and media couldn't brainwash us americans quick enough so the government designed a new wash liquid to leave sediments on the skin, which slowly add the idea of FEAR to our daily life.
hahah  TERROR... does this mean my dry cleaner would be a " Terrorist " ? ( who is from Afganistan )

Hey Ladies!.....One a day will keep the men away!

More appetizers for your gay dinner party.  Everyone gets their fill of HOMO SAUSAGES,

Dick Sticks ! haha

Eat some Poo ya scat fetish.

Collected by lifeless Gama's (gamers),   the new Semen Dip!

If Semem dip has filled you up, have an after dinner spunk snack.

Smoking or shitting,.... have a butt break!

Here's some more Asses for everyone to enjoy.

Vitamin C in your diet...  try Coming with Lemon flavour.

Okay this is just sick and pornographic .....  Ass Pearls really.... whats the flavours?
 - Gape Grape
 - Enema Energy

Hey there Mr, Big Nuts.. what a name for Candy..

I doubt they could every sell this in the northern United states...  Negro Snacks.

Great supplement for lesbians... a little cock in your diet.. with cock flavoured seasoning.

or with cock flavoured soups.

Another food that sounds like an STD, Heinz Spotted Dick Pudding.

They didn't specify if this food was served in " Man Gravy " or meat gravy.. but either way a faggot is always good to fill your belly.

No mexican restaraunts around?...  Try a bottle of liquid fart drink.... I think this is actually a natural supplement of aloe and spirulina algaes...   but I dont know where the word " Fart " fits in.

Have a nice night with your lady lover and nice bottle of DrySack Wine.

Everyone has to love a littel Dick Milk to spread on their sandwiches.....try DickMilch

I just love Juicy Pussy, on the serious note though... haha

I love girls name Marie.......


I wish they had this when I lived back home in the states.. I would love a couple pints of Sweaty Balls Ice Cream right now.

Yorkie candy bar: Chocolate named after a small dog with ribbons in its hair -- yet somehow it's not for girls.



Vergina beer: With a slogan like "taste the Mediterranean," we'll let you insert the jokes here.



Pussy energy drink: Sold in London nightclubs, Pussy "starts conversations," according to its website. We encourage everyone to drink some Pussy.



Pet Sweat: We envision thousands of dogs in saunas, panting into bottles. We'll pass.

Fucking Chinese !