I've discovered a new way of cooking bacon.
All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, and.. oh whats it called?... oh yeah, an old worn out 7.62mm machinegun that is about to be discarded, and about 200 rounds of ammunition.
You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string.
It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses.
After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon.
I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don't mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil.
And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon.
I went to scratch my balls after reading this post and discovered a third testicle.
ReplyDeletehaha, i used something similar to fend of evil doers in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dS1GMCwx0 -
ReplyDeletemust say my video was better =P
and more tastier.
This is AWESOME! The only way it could be more awesome is if you killed the hog yourself with the machine gun and it was a giant rabid wild boar that was charging at you thus exacting your revenge on it for killing your entire family when you were an infant so you were raised by narwales and unicorns who, of course taught you how to use a machine gun for cooking bacon. Bon appetite.
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