News From Jamaica: Rastafari Accused of Molesting Goats ( bah - hahahhh )

Police in Spaldings, Jamaica, are appealing for witnesses after a Rastafari was spotted hovering around a goat’s rear end on Friday.

A police constable and two other witnesses spotted the dodgy looking Rasta standing behind the she-goat with his shirt suspiciously un-tucked from his trousers. When the copper shouted to the Rastaman to clarify what he was doing, the Dread turned on his heels and scarpered sharpish.

Police managed to find the Rastafari the following day (Saturday), and questioned him about why he ran. The Rastaman explained that he only ran because he was smoking a marijuana cigarette and thought he would be in bother for it.

A witness came forward later that day to say they had seen the Rasta having sex with the goat, and the goats owner says that after examining his goats vagina he’s convinced someone has been having nookie with it. ( bah - hahahhh )

“The goat was examined by the owner and it was discovered that the vagina was swollen and had some bloody substance coming out of it.” The witness told the Jamaica Star

“Dem man ya fi chase out of our community. We do not want any goat molesters in our community, because we want to know that the mutton we are buying to consume is clean,” the angry citizen furthered.

The witnesses have yet to make official police statements, once they have been officially interviewed the Rastaman will be charged with bestiality.

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Featuring Very Special Guest: The Late Peter Tosh's Younget Son
Tosh1
With a Tribute To Peter Tosh
Tosh 1, the son of the late great Reggae icon Winston Hubert McIntosh a.k.a. Peter Tosh, was born in Kingston, Jamaica. At the tender age of five he moved to the states; into what would be his life long home in Boston, Massachusetts. read more

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With a Tribute To Peter Tosh

Tosh 1, the son of the late great Reggae icon Winston Hubert McIntosh a.k.a. Peter Tosh, was born in Kingston, Jamaica. At the tender age of five he moved to the states; into what would be his life long home in Boston, Massachusetts.

At the age of seven, the time of his father's untimely death is when young Tosh first picked up a pen and began to write. Haunted by the murder of his father and continuously perplexed by the unanswered questions surrounding this tragic event, young Tosh desperately sought an outlet in which to discharge his frustration.
Tosh's personal taste in music became influenced by the rhythms and lyrics of his uncle Bunny Wailer, Bob Marley and his father Peter Tosh. He was inspired and moved by the hard-hitting cultural message of foundation reggae.

 As Tosh 1 grew older and more in tune with his roots, the fire that burned deep within compelled him to carry on the Legacy of his father as well as establish his own. In time he would become completely absorbed by the spiritual messages behind his father's words. With his first remake of Tosh's "You Can't blame the youths he proved to himself and fan's that he was ready to awaken the spirit of his Father and deliver the message to his generation. After many years of training and honing his lyrical abilities, Tosh 1 has truly become a master at his craft and humbly seeks to take his music to a higher level. Tosh 1 states "My mission is to deliver a message of Truth without compromise in the language I am most familiar with; the language of the struggle." With his powerful singing voice and lyrical generalship Tosh 1 displays a versatility that is unmatched amazingly to fans of the reggae world.

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